Hepatitis on Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

[diannastarr]

On this week's Hashtags segment: Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #MyWorstBirthday tweets!

From @Dre_311

After my 9th birthday everyone who ate cake had to get a shot because the lady who worked at the bakery had hepatitis #MyWorstBirthday

Here's the entire segment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUvFzybg3VA

[lporterrn]

Those were pretty funny, except some were probably devastating at the time. Hope people know this is referring to hepatitis A and you can't get hep B or C from food.

[willie g]

JUST IGNORANCE, HAD AND IF ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE GET HEP C THEY WOULNT BE TALKING LIKE THAT. THEYD BE BACK FOR SECONDS.DID SOMEONE SEE HER DROOL IN THE CAKE OR WAS THE PINK FROSTING THEY REQUESTED BLOODY RED? SERIOUSLY THOUGH, IF YOUR WORKING IN A JOB THAT INVOVELS FOOD OF ANYKIND,YOU YOURSELF SHOULD BE EXTRA CAREFUL BUT EVEN FOLKS THAT ARE SO CALLED NORMAL SHOULD TAKE THE SAME PRTECTION. NOT WASHING HANDS AFTER GOING TO BATHROOM AND THEN GOING OUT AND SLAPPING A HANDBURGER TOGETHER WITHOUT GLOVES IS JUST AS SCARY YET I STILL SEE PEOPLE PREPARING FOOD WITH BARE HANDS OR HAIR HANGING DOWN AND BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SNIFFELS  THEY ARE CONSTANTLY ITCHING NOSE ETC. ETC.  UFORTUNATELY IF YOU ARE IN THAT FIELD OF WORK OR OTHERS ITS BETTER TO NOT CONFIDE IN ANYONE WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE IT LABELS YOU AND THEN THE GOSSIP AND DYSFUNCTION KICKS IN. I HAVE BEEN AT WORK WHEN WE WERE COOKING FOR CILENTS AND STAFF AND A FELLOW WORKER COMES IN HACKING, AND SAYING THEY HAVE SOMEKIND OF BUG OR DIAREA ETC. AND THEY WERE TOLD JUST HANG IN THERE YOU ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS TO GO AND THEN THAT PERSON HELPS PREPARE DINNER AND NO ONE WAS WEARING GLOVES UNLESS THEY WERE SLAPPING MEATLOAF UP. I THINK YOU GET THE JEST OF WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY AND ITS TRUE UNFORTUNATELY BUT IF YOU MENTION AIDS, HEP ETC. YOUR AUTAMATICALY LABELED. DAMMED IF YOU DO, DAMMED IF YOU DONT. MY OWN FAMILY NOW HAS WILLIE CUPS, WILLIE FORKS, WILLIE PLATES AND THEY WOULD NEVER LET ME CUT THE BIRTHDAY CAKE,LOL BUT ITS TRUE AND IF I HAD NOT SAID ANYTHING I WOULD AND IM SMART ENOUGH AND CONCERNED FOR OTHERS THAT I TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS ANYWAY AND I KNOW THEY SAY YOU CANT TRANSNIT IT UNLESS BLOOD IS ENVOVLED ETC. BUT THAT STILL DOESNT COMFORT FOLKS AND WHEN YOUR DONE WITH TREATMENT AND TRY TO CELEBRATE THEY ARE STILL LOOKING OU OF THE CORNER OF THIER EYE.IN THE BEGINING OF THIS NEW SICKNESS I WAS JUST TELLING PEOPLE OH MY BLOOD CELLS AND IMMUNE SYSTEM ARE MESSED UP SO I HAVE TO GO THRU TREATMENT BUT FINALLY I SAID THATS TRUE GUYS BUT ITS HEP C THATS CAUSING IT. BEFORE I TOLD ABOUT THE HEP THEY WERE REALLY BUMMED OUT FOR ME AND WOULDHAVE SAID YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THE GRILLING TONIGHT WILLIE, YOU LOOK BAD AND YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS KICKING YOUR BUTT BUT  IF I SAY  AWHHH THIS HEP C THING IS KICKING MY BUTT EVERYONE STOPS AND WILL SAY ,HEY WILL GIVE ME THAT BURGER FLIPPER AND YOU GO PLAY WITH THE KIDS! LOL BUT NOT REALLY LOL,, I DONT REGRET IT NOW AND IF YOU WANT TO TREAT ME DIFFERENT HELP YOURSELF AND HELL I LIKE PLAYING WITH THE KIDS BETTER ANYWAY LOL  BUT I MUST SAY MY 2 AND A HALF AND I WERE GATHERING WOOD TOGETHER [MY GRANDCHILD ]AND I KNICKED MY FINGER WHICH STARTED BLEEDING AND HIM BEING A CUTE KID SAID OH GRANPAS GOT A BOO BOO, LET ME SEE GRANDPA AND MY ANTTENA WENT RIGHT UP AND I SAID NO HONEY ITS OK SO I WENT INSTANTLY TO LOOK FOR BANDAID, NONE AROUND BUT LUCKILY THERE WAS MY OLD GREY TAPE I USE FOR EVERYTHING, SO I TOOK A NAPKIN WRRAPED IT AND GREY TAPPED THE HELL OUT OF IT! SO MUCH FOR PLAYING THE GUITAR AROUND THE CAMPFIRE, I REALLY WRAPPED IT GOOD!BUT HERES THE KICKER MY LITTLE GUY CONTINUED FARTING AROUND WITH THE WOOD AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT HE GETS A SLIGHT CUT BUT ITS BLEEDING A LIITLE,,, WOW,,THEN RED FLAGS KICKED UP! AND MY LITTLE BUDDY SAID GRANDPA JUST PUT GREY TAPE ON IT, LIKE YOURS![HE PROBABLY KNICKED HIMSELF ON PURPOSE.LOL HE ALWAYS WANTS TO BE LIKE GRANDPA BUT SINCE I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD THIS HEP FROM TESTS AND WAS STILL WAITING FOR TREATMENT I FREAKED AND I HOLLARED FOR HIS MOTHER HEY LITTLEMOON COME UP HERE PLEASE WHICH SHE DID,SHE SAW MY FINGER AND SAID  AWH DAD WHAT HAPPENED AND WHY THE GREY TAPE? I SAID NEVER MIND LOOK AT BUBBAS LITTLE FINGER WITH MY EYES WIDE OPENED, SHE KNEW WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY BUT SHE SAID DONT WORRY DAD YOULL DRIVE YOURSELF NUTS OVER THIS HEP CRAP BUT TO BE SAFE SHE FIXED HIS FINGER AND OF COURSE WHEN SHE WAS DONE BUBBA INSISSTED ON HAVING GREY TAPE LIKE GRANPA! LOL OH BOY, SO WHATS THE MORAL OF THIS TRUE STORY? HELL IF I KNOW BUT I AM GOING TO GET A GOOD FIRST AIDE KIT WITH GLOVES ETC.   WILLIE G  PS  BROWNIE ANYONE?  WILLIE G

[willie g]

dint realize it was hep a subject. oh well I got to work on my writing skills lol  willie g   I never read the instructions when I go put something together plus im left handed lol

[lporterrn]

I do that too Willie. Actually, I read instructions, but only enough to get me in trouble!

[willie g]

HA HA GOOD ONE LUCINDA!  WILLIE G  [THIS IS THE SHORTEST POST I HAVE EVER DONE!!!!  SEE IM GETTING BETTER OR WISER OR JUST PLAIN TIRED; LOL  WILIE G